due to circumstances not within my control, i have found partially in my possession a fancy white box and a fancy white TV remote known collectively as a ‘whee’, or so i hear (which I myself find most inappropriate).

yes, I know, I’m not quite as ‘hip’ or ‘with it’ as some of you fellows who have at these things for epochs, but i hope to make good use of this opportunity to flail around in the sitting room, aforementioned TV remote in hand, making noises while playing some fine ‘whee sports’.

However, playtime has been temporarily postponed until later due to ripping the underarm of my dinner jacket during some virtual form of tennis.

post script: if you will please recommend some nice games and other things i can do with this (very finely designed) box to me, then I won’t thrash you too hard when SSBB comes out.

from deided aka KIRBY TEH PWNERER