writing a haiku

to post on the interwebs

such hilarity!

todays haiku-fest

the first, and many yet to come

I madly await!

Trapped

Trapped in a cellar-

creep for the open door-

“Meow!”               …oh, please, no.

A lovely picnic

See the love-bees come,

delicious passion insects:

their stings are pure joy.

Schrodinger

A little kitten

Sat inside a cardboard box

Erwin… saucy beast

For the Pokemon Blackbelts

Manly man-muscle!

see my gleaming drips of sweat-

You know you want me.

Projjie

Haiku Getaway:

our home for a few short weeks.

We will write haiku!

Tea

I say, it’s quite nice!

I’ll drink this for days on end!

Get me MOAR GREEN TEA!

Sky

When I do look up

I see displeasing ceiling

makes me want to cry

John

John looks in mirror,

sees an enormous man there.

there there, my Prescott.

Electro

Output devices

solenoids are so much fun

light bulbs are just fail.

Topical Poem

Topical Poem:

Millipedes are very smart.

They know where to step.

A kiss

Cavernous jaws close,

dripping, on my defiled face.

Bad experience.

Newton’s suggestion

At the speed of light,

things are very nice colours.

Ghandi was here, once.

Shimmy

Chemistry, dangit.

Do atoms have emotions?

And why need I know?

Moar o these coming later.